alias22=/sk1 /me follows $1 to a party one night.... | /me waits until $1 goes inside and then breaks into his car.... | /me exchanges $1's MegaDeth CD with the new Enigma CD | /say Later that night, $1 decides to crank some tunes on his drive home... | /say $1 falls asleep at the wheel and plows into an Exxon Truck.... | / kick $1
alias24=/sk4 /me notices that $1 is idling.. | /me decides to get rid of him | /me picks up $1 and throw him out of # | /kick # $1
alias25=/sk5 /me gags $1 and stuffs him in a Cow suit, then tosses him into a corral with a horny bull. <<Mmmmmoooooo!>> | /kick # $1
alias26=/sk6 /say it's April, the season of growing, and the
alias27=/sk7 /me intercepte la balle, drible et shoot! | /kick # $1
alias28=/sk8 /me kicks $1 in the chest...**Kaiaaaaa; | /kick # $1
alias29=/sk9 /me smashes $1's head with a baseball bat *BOK*#!! | /kick # $1
alias30=/sk10 /me pulls down the switch to the electric chair | /kick # $1
alias31=/sk11 /me dons his priestly garb. | /me dispatches $1's soul on its way to the pearly gates. | /kick # $1
alias32=/sk12 /me grabs $1 by the hair and jams him face first into the toilet... | /me does the royal flush. | /kick # $1
alias33=/sk13 /me throws $1 carelessly to the floor. | /me does the moonwalk up and down $1's ass. | /kick # $1
alias34=/sk15 /say ENEMAI OFT MI CHAR N DYE! | /me casts a Fireball that goes streaking across the channel at $1 | /me watches as $1's corporeal form is devoured in flame! | /kick # $1
alias35=/sk16 /me pulls out his portable chalkboard. | /me shows $1 the function of relativity for chaos mathematics. | /me watches as $1's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! | /kick # $1
alias36=/sk17 /say $1 - what is your real name? | /say $1 - what is your quest? | /say $1 - what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? | /kick # $1
alias37=/sk18 /me waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. | /say $1 give me those Nike's! | /me leaves a court shoe print across $1's face. | /kick # $1
alias38=/sk19 /me casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $1. | /me then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $1. | /me watches as $1 laughs and dances off the channel. | /kick # $1
alias39=/sk20 /me grabs $1's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out. | /me takes out locking ring and loops it through $1's tongue. | /me then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off. | /kick # $1
alias40=/sk21 /me becomes bored with $1, cranks some tunes. | /me takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $1's ass! | /me watches as $1 goes through several interesting convulsions. | /kick # $1
alias41=/sk22 /me looks to his left...then to his right. | /me takes out a little black bag and points it at $1 | /me watches as $1 is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | /kick # $1
alias43=/sk24 /say ENEMAI OFT MI SPIRU CRIE!!! | /me invokes $1's worst nightmare from $1's mind. | /me watches as $1 is devoured by $1's Rosanne Barr. | /kick # $1
alias44=/sk25 /me decides to use calculus on $1. | /me takes the second derivative of $1. | /me is astonished... he has just disproved $1's existence!!! | /kick # $1
alias45=/sk26 /me reaches into one of his many pockets. | /me draws forth a wand with an emerald tip. | /me points the wand at $1 and utters arcane words of power... | /kick # $1
alias46=/sk27 /me waves at $1 with complex motions and changes his appearance. | /me turns $1 into a really cool purple lamp shade with pink polka dots. | /say NOT | /kick # $1
alias47=/sk28 /say Ha $1, so you think yourself my equal...hmmm... | /say But I have something I must tell you... | /say You see $1, I am not left handed either. | /kick # $1
alias48=/sk29 /say Pawn jumps $1. | /say Bishop jumps $1. | /say It's good to be the king. | /kick # $1
alias49=/sk30 /me dumps a can of gasoline on $1 | /me lights a match and tosses it. | /me laughs as $1 turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp. | /kick # $1
alias50=/sk31 /me opens a cannister of liquid nitrogen. | /me dumps it all over $1 | /me laughs $1 become stiff, then shatter into thousands of gleaming shards. | /kick # $1
alias51=/sk32 /me pulls out a bottle of hydrocloric acid. | /me splashes it in $1's face. | /me watches $1 as skin runs in rivulets from bone until only a pool remains. | /kick # $1
alias52=/sk33 /me prays to the Gods of IRC for assistance. | /me watches for a sign... | /me laughs as $1 is seared by lightning and torn asunder. | /kick # $1
alias53=/sk34 /me pulls out a finely engraved iron wrought long sword. | /me runs $1 through and waits until $1 stops gurgling. | /me then yanks the sword up through $1's spine, rib cage, and lungs. | /kick # $1
alias54=/sk35 /me prays silently to the IRC Gods for assistance. | /me watches the skies for a sign... | /me laughs as the ground beneath $1 shakes and splits open engulfing $1. | /kick # $1
alias55=/sk36 /me calls upon the Daemon Primarch Mortarion to answer his summons. | /say now $1 feel the wrath of the Prince of Plagues. | /me watches as $1 dissolves into a mass of blisters and bleeding scars. | /kick # $1
alias56=/sk37 /me grabs $1 by the neck and props $1's mouth open. | /me stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $1's throat. | /me sets $1 off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor... | /kick # $1
alias57=/sk38 /me grabs $1 by the neck and hooks $1's upper jaw over his thumb. | /me takes careful aim while stretching $1 wayyy out... | /me releases $1... *twang* | /kick # $1
alias58=/sk39 /me grabs $1 by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out... | /me looks around for a suitable imple | /ment of devise for $1... | /me grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $1's right nostril... | /kick # $1
alias59=/sk40 /me becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes... | /me then touches $1, draining $1's life essence away... | /say What life? He's on irc all the damn time! | /kick # $1
alias60=/sk41 /me pulls a small, deadly vial from his pocket. | /me breaks the vial over $1's head... | /me laughs as $1 suddenly turns into MiSTiK! | /kick # $1
alias61=/sk42 /me pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off $1's head.. | /me watches the head roll to the floor, covering $C with blood.. | /me slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | /kick # $1
alias62=/sk43 /me 'accidentally' bumps into $1 on the observation deck at the Empire State Building.... | /me laughs as he watches $1 go for the plunge.... | /kick # $1
alias63=/sk44 /me searches for a small explosive... | /me finds a half stick of dynamite... | /me blows $1's ass out of the known world... | /me wishes $1 pleasant dreams and a happy tomorrow... | /kick # $1
alias64=/sk45 /me puts $1 into an electric chair and throws the switch..... | /kick # $1
alias65=/sk46 /me tosses $1 into a microwave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'.... | /kick # $1
alias66=/sk47 /me picks up a cordless-drill with a paint-stripper... | /me decides that $1 could REALLY use an enema... | /kick # $1
alias67=/sk48 /me ties a rope around the neck of $1 and places him over the trap-door... | /kick # $1
alias69=/sk50 /me loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | /me watches as the sights level on $1. | /msg $C look out below! | /me watches as the bomb hits $1 and pounds him 20ft into the ground. | /kick # $1
alias70=/sk51 /me pulls the scalp off of $1. | /me eats the scalp | /msg # Mmmmm! finger lickin' good!! | /kick # $1
alias71=/sk52 /me raises his arms to the sky and feels energy flow into his veins. | /me points his finger at $1... | /me opens his hands and releases the energy at $1 | /say
alias72=/sk53 /me approaches $1's swaying body. | /me takes hold of $1's neck. | /me removes $1's head and spine from it's body. | /say Rrrrrriiiiiiipppp!!! | /me turns $1's head to show $1 the lifeless body. | /kick # $1
alias73=/sk54 /me removes his mask revealing his skull. | /me lets forth a stream of fire upon $1's swaying body. | /say $1 is engulfed by hellish flames. | /say
alias74=/sk55 /me approaches $1's fear paralyzed body. | /me thrusts his hand into $1's chest. | /say $1's rib cage is seperated. | /say
alias75=/sk56 /nick _Sonya_ | /me gazes upon your quaking body. | /me undress you with her eyes and moves her hand to her lips. | /me blows you a kiss which takes the shape of a flaming ball. | /say $1's body is consumed by the "Flames of Lust." | /kick # $1
alias76=/sk57 /me after executing a devastating flying kick, $1's body sways. | /me approaches $1 and glances at his target. | /me hurls himself through the air, cartwheeling towards $1. | /me swings his harm and makes shattering contact with $1's jaw. | /say
alias77=/sk58 /me looks into $1's eyes. | /me approaches $1 with lightning speed. | /me pauses to look one last time at $1 panic stricken face. | /say THOCK | /me punches $1 head from $1's neck with inhuman strength. | /kick # $1
alias78=/sk59 /me puts on his black hood. | /me escorts $1 to the guillotine. | /say Any final requests before the blade drops? | /say No ? Good! | /kick # $1
alias79=/sk60 /me spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /say *pbpbth* | /say Listen $1, we don't like yer kind around here... | /say so git on out er we'll throw yuh out! | /kick # $1
alias80=/sk61 /me decides to get REALLY liquored up! | /me grabs a shotgun and takes pot shots at passing clouds. | /me is waaayyyy too drunk, though, and starts taking out other objects in his vicinity. | /kick # $1 Blam! Blam! Blam! Whoops! Oh well...Blam!
alias81=/sk62 /me grabs $1 by his little dick. | /me pulls hard and swings $1 around the channel. | /me swings faster until $1 's dick snaps off. | /me watches as $1 flies off the channel. | /kick # $1 Forgot your mushroom cap!
alias82=/sk63 /me and $1 are waiting at the bus stop. | /me watches as the bus approaches... | /me nudges $1 out into traffic before the bus can stop. | /kick # $1 You gonna eat this lunch?
alias83=/sk64 /me hates violence. | /me hates violent people, too. | /me thinks that $1 is too violent. | /me grabs $1 by the neck and lifts $1 off the ground. | /me shoves his fist through $1 's midsection. | /me head-butts his surprised face before dropping $1 to the floor./ | /kick # $1 I'm a nice guy, really.
alias84=/sk65 /me decides to build a fire. | /me takes the first dead wood he sees and throws $1 in the pit. | /me covers $1 with gasoline and strikes a match. | /me doesn't seem to hear $1 squealing like a pig for mercy as he drops the match. | /kick # $1 Poof! Hmm... Charbroil! My favorite!
alias85=/sk66 /me looks bored. | /me decides to interest himself by mangling $1. | /me shoves his fist into $1 's chest and pulls out a handful of capillaries. | /me begins knitting a sweater. | /kick # $1 Knit One, Pearl Two....
alias86=/sk67 /me takes out a bloodstained axe and acquires an evil grin | /say >:)=) | /me lifts the axe high above $1's head... | /kick # $1
alias87=/sk68 /me suggests that $1 do his Kurt Cobain impression. | /me watches as $1 props a shotgun to his mouth and blows his brains out. | /me waits for three days before an electrician finds $1 and throws him out. | /kick # $1 That's not teen spirit you smell.....
alias88=/sk69 /me wonders how well $1 would work as a conductor. | /me ties $1 to the base of a lightning rod. | /me is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning strikes the rod. | /me takes notes as $1 's nervous system becomes a superconductor. | /kick # $1 For the good of science, not you.
alias89=/sk70 /me wonders where $1 really came from. | /me does a smathering of research, only to discover that the best part of $1 ran down some whore's leg. | /kick # $1 We can always try again later, honey.
alias90=/sk71 /me thinks $1 whines too much. | /me thinks $1 does more whining than Gallo. | /me suggests $1 go visit California to be with the other cheap whines. | /kick # $1 I hate whine...
alias91=/sk72 /me smells something terrible. | /me figures out that it's $1 who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | /me decides to send $1 to the cleaners. | /kick # $1 Put it on my tab.
alias92=/sk73 /me watches too much Mr. Wizard. | /me decides to try an experiment./say Now $1 you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires.... | /me feigns shock as $1 's ass is blown into next week. | /kick # $1 For my next experiment....
alias93=/sk74 /me has always been fascinated by Don Herbert. | /me wants to try an experiment with $1. | /me wants to monitor the brain levels of a moron. | /me frowns at the results. | /kick # $1 What was I thinking? Need a brain first.
alias94=/sk75 /me tries to find where $1 beings and where $1 ends. | /me notices the circle that $1 's body makes from neck, to ass, to neck again. | /me has never seen a life-form on this low of the food chain. | /kick # $1 T'was a mercy killing.
alias95=/sk76 /me looks over and sees $1 desperately trying to bend far enough to suck himself off. | /me wonders why no one else has kicked him for such pathetic behavior. | /me notices that no one else is paying attention to him. | /kick # $1 Try #jack-off!
alias96=/sk77 /me waves an ancient druid sceptre over $1 | /me chants "KLATU! VERATTA! NIKTU!" | /me waits as nothing happens | /me says "Fuck this" and busts the sceptre up $1's ass | /kick * $1 That's GOTTA hurt!
alias97=/sk79 /me kicks $1 through a time warp.... | /say $1 lands at the Jim Jones incident.... | /say Jim Jones says "Hey $1! How about some PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid?" | /say $1 chugs a pitcher and says "damn, why is this stuff so good?" | /say Jim Jones says, "Well $1, it's either the nutrasweet or the cynanide!" | /kick # $1 DOH!
alias98=/sk80 /me shows $1 a broomstick and some KY..... | /say Suddenly some cheap 70's porno film music comes on [BOOMP-CHICKA-BOOMP-BOWWWWW!] | /say $1 decides he'd prefer not to take chances and runs like fuck.... | /kick # $1 And don't let the door hit ya on the way out!
alias99=/sk81 /me jumps through a time warp that has somehow manifested in his garage... | /me notices a bird fly by... | /me steps on a worm that the bird _should_ have gotten... | /say The bird sees an old man sitting on a rock next to the tree where his nest is. | /say The bird pecks the old man to death. | /say It just turns out that the old man is one of $1's ancestors... | /say Upon this paradox of the space/time continium, $1 pops out of existence... | /kick # $1 POOF!
